All you fans out there know the Marcus is comin' straight outta the WC. Bein' that I do my ballin' in the NYC area, it's only fair to let you know that I'm a New York Giants fan.
Before, I was more of a Jets fan, but after last year, I kinda started to realize that the Giants are much more playarific than the Jets. So you can imagine my disgust when I wake up today after a long night of partyin' and pimpin' to find out that Plexyco Burress shot himself in the leg!
I know Plexyco is probably readin' this ish right now, so playa, lemme talk to you strait up: yousa fool! If you are plannin' on packin' heat, you should know that you can't just aim that shit at yo leg and fire--it's gonna shoot you, mang! Seriously, Plexyco, what were you thinking? The Marcus isn't a big fan of guns, but I would know better than to shoot myself all up in the leg if I did carry one.
Note to the Giants coach: fire this dude now. He's a waste of space. I'm tired of listenin' to him whine on the radio. You guys will be fine without him.
